Summary

A quirky mercenary with a conscience falls into a relationship with an eccentric hooker, only to discover that his body is riddled with cancer. Desperate to cure his condition, he enters a secret program that will cure him, give him a Wolverine-like healing factor, and possibly powers as well. However, it turns out that the program is run by evil people, the cure comes with unpleasant side effects, and the experience leaves him hilariously insane and out for revenge against his tormenter. You'll believe a man can break the fourth wall!